Solicitee: How may I help you?
Solicitor: I'd like to speak to the owner.
Solicitee: Okay, well, you'll have to call our corporate office.
Solicitor: Can I get that number?
Solicitee: Sure, it's xxx-xxx-x4xx.
Solicitor: And who do I ask for?
Solicitee: You should ask for Helen.
Solicitor (aghast): Helen?!
Solicitee: Yes, Helen.
Solicitor (relieved): Oh, Colin...
Solicitee: No, Helen.
Solicitor: Got it, Edwin.
Solicitee: Helen. H-E-L-E-N.